gloopty

When something is going wacky in a ‘funky’ or ‘outlandish’

“Damn! That yoink is splurgged out crazy!”
“Yeah, they straight out gloopty”

by SplurgyYoinkton November 5, 2022

Gloopy Poopy

Excretion that is neither Diarreah or solid.

Or

An expression for the ass of which the above comes from.

"That is one gloopy poopy"

Or

Keith - "why is Karen running to the toilet"

Gerald "Oh she has a Gloopy Poopy

by JLE123 November 12, 2018

gloopy

a thick gooey liquid-like substance

that syrup is really gloopy

by Corinna July 15, 2004

gloopy

the russian word for stupid. can be used in english whynot? usually refers to a moment of specific stupidity in a usually intelligent person

'what is this? is it a cake?' asked Andrew
'its a landmine' said Josie
'oops, I'm gloopy.' replied Andrew.

by Cowboy Jim November 30, 2006

gloopy sampson

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Gloopy

something juicified, sagified and must be powerfied.

The only cure is peppermint hemp soap

my balls were so gloopy after last night

by stuneher November 27, 2009

Goopty

said Goop-tee English. Used as a noun or verb. Developed in the 21 c. Variants: Goopty-Goo, Goopster, or just Goo!

1) Expresses the qualities of being goop.

I feel all goopty inside!

It's a goopty kind of day.

Go goopty yourself!

Well, Goopty-Goo!

He's a real goopster.

by JCBunio October 16, 2008