gloopty

When something is going wacky in a ‘funky’ or ‘outlandish’

“Damn! That yoink is splurgged out crazy!”
“Yeah, they straight out gloopty”

gloopty by SplurgyYoinkton November 5, 2022

Gloopy Poopy 

Excretion that is neither Diarreah or solid.

Or

An expression for the ass of which the above comes from.

"That is one gloopy poopy"

Or

Keith - "why is Karen running to the toilet"

Gerald "Oh she has a Gloopy Poopy

Gloopy Poopy by JLE123 November 12, 2018

gloopy 

a thick gooey liquid-like substance

that syrup is really gloopy

gloopy by Corinna July 15, 2004

gloopy 

the russian word for stupid. can be used in english whynot? usually refers to a moment of specific stupidity in a usually intelligent person

'what is this? is it a cake?' asked Andrew
'its a landmine' said Josie
'oops, I'm gloopy.' replied Andrew.

gloopy by Cowboy Jim November 30, 2006

gloopy sampson 

When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.

Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.

It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.

gloopy sampson by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008

Gloopy 

something juicified, sagified and must be powerfied.

The only cure is peppermint hemp soap

my balls were so gloopy after last night

Gloopy by stuneher November 27, 2009

Goopty 

said Goop-tee English. Used as a noun or verb. Developed in the 21 c. Variants: Goopty-Goo, Goopster, or just Goo!

1) Expresses the qualities of being goop.

I feel all goopty inside!

It's a goopty kind of day.

Go goopty yourself!

Well, Goopty-Goo!

He's a real goopster.

Goopty by JCBunio October 16, 2008