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glock fuck

hold a glock to a hoe's head and force her to have sex with you.
Dasj-Hizzle I glock fucked dat hoe, can u hold it down, her fly oochie was ill!
glock fuck by Glocksta May 13, 2005
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gluck and fuck 

when your bro or homie is coming over for quick sesh
Hey, shawty. You need to leave. My boy is coming over for a gluck and fuck and it’s hard to do that when there’s a chick nearby.
gluck and fuck by skyscraper0102 March 17, 2023

glocksucker 

People who believe Glock is the best handgun made are glocksuckers.
Melvin is a real knee-burning glocksucker.
glocksucker by MN_Jack76 May 11, 2008

glocksucker 

A person who finds it necessar, in every situation l, to insert themselves the conversation in order to assert that Glocks are better than all other handguns; a worshipper at the Church of St. Gaston.
Gun Dealer: Here, take a look at this P226.

Customer 1: That's nice. I like the weight. Does it come in...

Customer 2: DONT GET THAT. It's an overpriced paperweight. Get a G17, it will also vacuum your house and make c.

Gun Dealer: Just ignore him, he's a Glocksucker.
glocksucker by DaSquariusGreen August 31, 2016
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