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A woman whose hilarity is beyond words. Whether she is translating ketchup/cashew/ke$ha lyrics or showing how her push up bra helps her get her man, her humor is completely unique and will have you laughing uncontrollably. Glozell is known for making up her own words such as “Crackamus” “Crotchumas” & “Aluminum Digger”. She knows when its time to get rid of that rude boy and get yourself into those AAA meetings. Probably the funniest gal on youtube.
"Girl, how drunk IS you?!"

"Don't call her name Alejandro. Don't call her name Roberto. Don't call her name Cilantro...."
-Glozell
Glozell by UnicornMaster August 4, 2010
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A popular Youtube comedian coining phrases already on UD such as "Aluminum Digger", "Crusty Crusts", and "Hurr".
Me: Did you see that new GloZell video?
Jess: Yeah! Vote for GloZell to get her OWN show?
GloZell by Klakasharkie June 29, 2010
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A hilarious, crazy, incredibly funny YouTube comedian who has thousand of hilarious videos about her life, push up bras, ketchup/cashew (known as Ke$ha by non-watchers), and so much more.
Has many words like "Bucket-naked" "crackamus" "alCHEhol"- (otherwise known as alcohol),
Gurl, you have got to get off the alCHEhol! I will snatch you up & take you to a AAA meeting!

Umm, what's like little drunk girls name, with the dollar sign?

Don't you have some friends? You could at least play uno, or uh, hopscotch?... No, you need some kinda activities! Play some checkers or something!

You wake up feeling like P-Diddy, like a black man. Issues.

You wanna know why you can't think? Cuz you bangin ya head up against the wall!!!

-GloZell
Glozell by crazyyoutuber771 April 6, 2011
A mentally unbalanced black, African-American, or African person who is willing to act like a complete fool to get a laugh or to receive public attention, personal gain, or money.
Tanya pulled a GloZell at the office Christmas party when she began shining everyone's shoes.
GloZell by Margareta Sitra August 22, 2011

GloZell Dancing 

to perform specific dance moves based upon the lyric/word being said at the given time
While Ke$ha's "Blow" was playing in the background, Haley was GloZell dancing by throwing glitter in the air during the lyric "Throw some glitter/make it rain."
GloZell Dancing by emc5135 June 22, 2011

glyzelle 

Glyzelle is a beautiful girl. She is strong and compassionate to others. She is very caring, and often brings the sun with her when she walks into any room. She is very caring, and can put a smile on your face at any moment. People look to her for advice, as she is good at giving, but not so much receiving. People take advantage of her kindness, and this forces her to be closed off, but will open up to people who she thinks she can trust. She does not show it, but she has gone through a lot, and instead of this affecting her negatively, Glyzelle only brings positives. One negative trait she has is constantly comparing herself to others, putting herself down so she never thinks she's good enough. She is very talented; most likely able to sing. Uses this gift to express how she feels. She is also very athletic, and she does very well in school. Glyzelle is a very partner for a relationship, but tends to let go when something is good. She thinks she'll break that person, and ends up keeping those who break her. Keep trying though, and never give up on her... She just overthinks everything.
Oh Glyzelle? Yes I know her! She's very nice and is always laughing.
glyzelle by dragonslayer21 May 12, 2020
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