gliding monkey

A Gliding Monkey is a guy that is stupid enough to reject multiple instances of sex with a beautiful girl and instead choose a one night stand with said hot girl. (It is not because the girl rejects him due to bad sex, this is referred to as a Disgraceful Dick, it is the man's decision in the case of a Gliding Monkey)

What kind of dumbass would give a Gliding Monkey to Carly, with an ass like that.

by PaulPierce November 13, 2015

Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015