glennjones

Im down

Want to rob a bank with a monkey? Hell yes I do, im glennjones.

by oooyyeeaaa June 3, 2014

Glennoned

In NCAA football, to get "Glennoned" is to have your team's undefeated season come crashing down at the hands of a mediocre team, led by a mediocre QB, and one of the only ACC quarterbacks not to transfer to Wisconsin - Mike Glennon.

The resulting defeat crushes your hopes of making it to the BCS title game (but let's face it, the $EC has to be in it regardless) and makes every other win seem insignificant, especially as NC State has a mediocre rest of the season.

Getting Glennoned on the ESPN website is referred to as getting gleasted.

EJ Manuel was hot on the Heisman list until he got Glennoned at Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh.

by ccccchris December 14, 2012

Glennons

The hair that grows on the back of your neck. Usually comes is two strips - one for each side of your neck.

Dude look at your freakin neck! Your Glennons are thick. Get em cut!

by Someone who has done this same thing October 13, 2006