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granorexia 

a psychological disorder whereby grandmothers suffer from a distorted body image and pathological fear of acting their age. Granorexics may use dieting, self-induced vomiting, excessive exercise, and dressing in clothes more suitable for their grandchildren to highlight their 'ideal physique'. Granorexics often comment negatively about their children's and grandchildren's weight.
A. "Wow - your mom looks good for 62."

B. "Yeah, but she suffers from granorexia. She eats virtually nothing and spends all day doing situps so she can fit into her Fancy Ass jeans. I wish she would just bake my kids cookies instead of telling them about the grapefruit diet."
granorexia by Grinding October 8, 2010
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granorexia 

granorexia is when first time grandmothers freak out about being a "grandma" so they totally overhaul themselves to look hot by spray tanning, buying super young trash clothes and losing tons of weight. when these ladies lose too much weight trying to achieve their new look, they could be suffering from "granorexia".
"every since the baby was born, betty looks like she's trying to look friggin 18...plus she has gotten soooooooooooooo thin!"

"hmmmmm......smells like granorexia to me. wonder if the folks at INTERVENTION would be interested in this!"
granorexia by winks September 23, 2006

glamorexic

(glam-er-recks-ik)
n.
A man or woman who has contracted 'glamorexia'.
A like its brethren, wannarexia and fauxlimia, glamorexia is a form of anorexia found among teenage girls and celebrities. Its all in its name: anorexia purely for glamor.
Look at all those glamorexics in magazines.
glamorexic by Katya U January 11, 2006

glamourexic 

the addiction to GLAMOUR and tragedy, and the sacrifice of authenticity for artifice
i just got diagnosed with glamourexia, so now i am an official glamourexic!!!! :3
glamourexic by slowdiveofficial September 15, 2022

Gemmorexia

Definitions:

n. An insatiable, psychological appetite for the physical beauty and refractive properties of finished gemstones.

n. A form of aesthetic obsession where the subject values the possession of jewels for their intrinsic visual fire and mineral permanence, rather than their exchangeable monetary value.

Pronunciation: /ˌdʒɛməˈrɛksiə/ (JEM-uh-REK-see-uh) Etymology: Derived from Latin gemma (gem, jewel, precious stone) + Greek -orexia (appetite, longing, desire)

Literary Examples:

Mathilde Loisel (The Necklace by Guy de Maupassant)

Smaug (The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Gollum (The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien)

Edmond Dantès (The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas)

Fafnir (Volsunga Saga / Norse Mythology)
"The dowager’s gemmorexia was such that she would spend hours in a darkened room, illuminated only by the rhythmic flash of her emeralds."

"Unlike the common miser who counts his coins, the dragon’s gemmorexia was fueled by the cold, unyielding brilliance of the diamonds beneath his scales."
Gemmorexia by AaravM February 15, 2026