giwaffle 

a giwaffle is a giraffe shaped waffle

that is a cool giwaffle!

giwaffle by giwaffle December 1, 2013

Giraffle 

To grapple onto something, using the long neck of a giraffe

I love to giraffle all over the place!

Giraffle by wynnn May 24, 2018

gizwaffle 

One with an uncontrollable acne problem

Jeez, did you see that kids face? Definitely a gizwaffle.

gizwaffle by whorebasket January 12, 2007

Gwafflestomp 

The action of shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with your feet while gwa gwa'ing like a gwa gwa cat.

"What's wrong with Jim? What's that noise he's making?"
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"

"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."

Gwafflestomp by A Dood Named Skiddle September 3, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004