Give the One Ring to Sauron 

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.

Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

Give the One Ring to Sauron by NoahTheSlash April 7, 2010

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one 

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.

For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.

Hard to give a shit when you have to take one by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022

give oneself airs 

to put on airs or give oneself airs: Fig. to act better than one really is; to pretend to be good or to be superior; to consider oneself above others; displaying arrogance.

What a jerk! Why give oneself airs? She's no better than any of us.

When you'll get enough of giving yourself airs and talking nonsense, the rest of us little people can carry on with the meeting.

give oneself airs by MistyAir August 29, 2009

Give It To The Ones Who Smoked 

In a group of people, when a part of the group smokes weed and they have any kind of food, they don’t have to share it with the other part of the group, which didn’t smoke any weed, as they won’t have munchies caused by the weed.

Harold: Yo give me some of them Fruit Pastilles.

John: Nah fam. Got munchies innit.

Derrek: Exactly. Give it to the ones who smoked.

Give It To The Ones Who Smoked by YourJewishSaviour April 14, 2019