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Scottish slang for prick, and little penis
aw MATE YOUR A GISTEL
look at the gistel on that!

hung like a gistel
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To repeat something or resend something one if the bhoys have previously already put into the chat
Aw fuck sake mate you've done a gistel

Aye nae bor gistel
Gistel by Pascal May 16, 2021
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gistel giselle Gisele Gisselle Gisela Gisella Gissel Gissell Gisel gisell
The most gorgeous,most fun and smartest girl you will ever meet. The type of girl you want to marry, show off, and spend every moment of your life with. Gisela's are always cute; in the way they act and in the way they look. She is unbelievably amazing in everything she does. Her eyes make you want to stare at them all day. Her skin is soft and smooth. She never realizes how beautiful she is no matter how many times you tell her. Her smartness is beyond intelligent, you can practically feel her smarts rubbing off on you! She makes you mad but you cant help but be happy and smile when you see her. She is perfect.
Hey is your girlfriend cute, amazing, and funny?

Of course she is! she's a Gisela!!!
Gisela by Bullnene February 3, 2020
She’s such a fucking amazing girl. A girl named Gisselle is beautiful and wild. She’ll have guys head over heels for her. She has some bitches hating on her but that’s only because they’re jealous of her. When bitches don’t like her she won’t give a fuck. A girl named Gisselle is hella funny and relatable for many people. She’s soooo not perfect because perfect is fake but all we should know is that she’s 110% real. She’ll get into trouble if she has to she’s loyal as fuckkk. People can go up to her and ask for advice since she’s really good st helping people (like a therapist) and whenever she needs help on her own she keeps her problems to herself because she don’t need anyone solving them for her. A girl named Gisselle is what a guy should be thankful for :)
-“bruh that’s Gisselle she’s fucking fine
“Ur right but not only if she fine she has one hell of a personality🤤”
Gisselle by Idonttellliesssss September 24, 2018
Gissel is a unique friend. She will laugh with you over nothing, will be there to cheer you up like a loyal golden retriever. Gissel´s tend to have beautiful big brown eyes, and a beautiful smile that makes you want to smile. They are Hard dedicated workers, task oriented.

They are very social and can get bored if left alone for a long time.. But this wont really happen since they tend to make friends very easily.. I mean who wouldn't want their very own Gissel . She uses contacts and glasses, either way she is beautiful. They are liked by everyone.

Dont feed them any hard alcohol. Gissel´s don't do well with it. They should stick to beer for your sake and mine.
Once you find a Gissel you should never let go because they are a real true blue friend you can count on for the big and small things in life.

Sweet, funny and thoughtful. Everyone should have a Gissel cause she is everything you could want in a girl friend.

She's so cool and stylish ..she deserves more than just 6 definitions on urban dictionary.Everyone will want her as a best friend.
Gissel
Gissel by flipper26 March 28, 2014
Someone who won't give up on a friend, a fighter no willing to give up. She has her ups and downs and has her break downs but always recovers. A girl so will do anything to make anyone else smile. A person with a "beautiful soul". This is the type of friend anyone would want thru thic and thin.
Man i wish I was more lile gisselle, she won't give up and no matter what she is making others smile.
Gisselle by Smartgirl975 May 10, 2018
Hates it when you misspell her name.
You: Hey Jisel

Gisselle: >:0
Gisselle by Gizzzel March 19, 2018
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