A girthy turd occurs when you fist your ass, and stretch it open with 2 hands and take a big green shit. Also referred as a Shrek Dump (a big green watery shit).
by GirthyTurd October 23, 2009
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"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."
ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."
"Marry tried to flush her turd down the toilet, but the turd girth was too wide."
ex. B) "Terry drank all of Alan's cola. What a turd girth."
by Plarzmo August 16, 2011
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