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girlmath
He exasperatedly reminded her: "Don't ask me the ages of our children, or how many years we've been married -- that's girlmath."
girlmath by Seth Baker April 22, 2008
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girlmath
This math is so reasonable, btw. Girlmath is basically if you have a budget of $20 when you go into a store, but these beautiful pair of jeans are $25 you will only be paying $5 because you had orgianlly planned to spend $20 but it was $5 more so that 20 was aready pretended and paid $5 dollers over so you only paid $5. Get it?
girlmath by martinalinda November 5, 2025
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