Ginjury 

A painful misadventure under the influence of alcohol.

A) That's a nasty cut over your eye....
B) Wha' cut? Fug! 'M bleedin!
A) Ah, I see... It's just a ginjury.

Ginjury by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

ginjury 

An injury suffered by a ginger or a ginger who is prone to injury.

Coach, she can't run, she has a ginjury.

ginjury by chenoamorgan November 22, 2010

Ginjury 

A painful misadventure under the influence of alcohol.

A) That's a nasty cut over your eye....
B) Wha' cut? Fug! 'M bleedin!
A) Ah, I see... It's just a ginjury.

Ginjury by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

a ginjury 

A mishap causing physical damage to one's anatomy as a consequence of the imbibing of a fermented berry tipple.

"Where's Harry?"
"Unable to attend due to sustaining an injury."
"In battle."
"No, he suffered a ginjury on the way home from a night in O'Neill's, Your Majesty."

a ginjury by Rory Lions November 9, 2013

Ginjured 

An injury caused by a red-headed person, or a Ginger.

Damn it, that red head just broke my leg! Now I'm ginjured!

Ginjured by Knightmare20111324234 December 2, 2010