gigmawonk

a unknown object floating in the water such as a piece of wood that is odd in shape not knowing what it is at first,driftwood branch, old tree trunk, ect

theres a gigmawonk floating down the river

by jim hensley November 26, 2007

GigaWank

A unit of measurement in Data storage, specifically set aside for enormous amounts of porn/Hentai

"My friend just downloaded GigaWanks of porn to my phone, I'm gonna kill him"

by Clickzkrieg November 5, 2017

gigabonk

A technical term describing any piece of networking infrastructure that is 1000 BaseT Ethernet or higher. Basically anything faster than 100 BaseT.

Also describes anything that is already known to be big as being the biggest of all time.

That switch has two gigabonk ports.

Q - What speed is your internet running at?
A - I'm hooked up to the GIGABONK, baby!

Person1 - "I was at the market yesterday and instead of the half sandwich I got the full size"
Person2 - "How was it?"
Person1 - "It was the GIGABONK".

by Smith Johnson July 8, 2007

Gigawoke

The holistic worldview where one realizes the truth and power wielded by the aristocracy and bourgeoisie over the proletariat.

Requires an expanded worldview and ego death to comprehend.

A gigawoke individual understands how the flow of petrochemical dark money manipulates representative government.

Expanding advocation for the well-being of fast food manufacturing plant laborers in discussions about restaurant chain worker wages is gigawoke behavior.

Declaring organized religion to be ancient rich people propaganda that controls the levers of society is a gigawoke observation.

by Bobtom December 21, 2025