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gigantifus

Some women are just playing games. They aren't interested in what you bring to the party, all they want to know is that if there was to be a party, they'd definitely be invited. You get me?

This is commonly known as a 'gigantic cocktease'. But what about when there isn't time for this sort statement, or you're in female company and don't want to alert them that us men are onto the plan? You drop in the slang.
"I'm sorry mate, you might have to face up to the fact that she's a gigantifus."
gigantifus by Steady Roller March 2, 2009
Words you can keep

charcarodon pteryops giganticus 

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.
The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

gigantimungous 

gigantic + humongous, ie really big. a longer version of gimongous.
HOLY CRAP that thing is gigantimungous!
gigantimungous by the cheshire kat October 5, 2008
Tits that are just gigantic. They are hardly ever perky, but they can, at times, get the job done.
"That bitch has some huge ass titties!" exlaimed Tyrone.

"Yeah, those is gigantits." said Troy.
gigantits by mawthafocka July 14, 2007

gigantous 

a cross between gigantic and enormous. fricken HUGE!!
wow, your house is one gigantous mofo!
gigantous by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

boobus gigantus

What you call a nice rack if you went to Harvard, or if you're trying to pass yourself off as a snobby white kid.
Oh, Christopher, that girl I went out with last night didn't even have a trust. And she's so... obsequious. But she does have some boobus gigantus. I guess I'll sleep with her just for that.
boobus gigantus by da_panzerkom November 17, 2007

gigantuous 

That girl's booty is gigantuous!
gigantuous by baachou October 12, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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