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gigantifus

Some women are just playing games. They aren't interested in what you bring to the party, all they want to know is that if there was to be a party, they'd definitely be invited. You get me?

This is commonly known as a 'gigantic cocktease'. But what about when there isn't time for this sort statement, or you're in female company and don't want to alert them that us men are onto the plan? You drop in the slang.
"I'm sorry mate, you might have to face up to the fact that she's a gigantifus."
gigantifus by Steady Roller March 2, 2009
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charcarodon pteryops giganticus 

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.
The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

gigantimungous 

gigantic + humongous, ie really big. a longer version of gimongous.
HOLY CRAP that thing is gigantimungous!
Tits that are just gigantic. They are hardly ever perky, but they can, at times, get the job done.
"That bitch has some huge ass titties!" exlaimed Tyrone.

"Yeah, those is gigantits." said Troy.
gigantits by mawthafocka July 14, 2007

gigantous 

a cross between gigantic and enormous. fricken HUGE!!
wow, your house is one gigantous mofo!
gigantous by ze_kimster January 15, 2005

boobus gigantus

What you call a nice rack if you went to Harvard, or if you're trying to pass yourself off as a snobby white kid.
Oh, Christopher, that girl I went out with last night didn't even have a trust. And she's so... obsequious. But she does have some boobus gigantus. I guess I'll sleep with her just for that.
boobus gigantus by da_panzerkom November 17, 2007

gigantuous 

That girl's booty is gigantuous!
gigantuous by baachou October 12, 2008