If you meet a GianMichael you should probably run away. He’s a jerk face and willalways be alone and single. Don’t ever talk to one of you do that’s sucks for you
Oh my god I met a GianMichael and he’s so ugly and rude.
He was such an amazing guy. Well, I could say that but at the same time I hated you. You were great and terrible, soo clever but so silly. You are the most beautiful guy and just thinking about you makes me nervously. I loved spending time with you and sometimes I wish I could go back to that moments with you but I know we were not meant to be. I hope your life will be great and I would really like to know more about your life and what you’ll become but I know this isn’t just possible. A part of me will always love you.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).