He was such an amazing guy. Well, I could say that but at the same time I hated you. You were great and terrible, soo clever but so silly. You are the most beautiful guy and just thinking about you makes me nervously. I loved spending time with you and sometimes I wish I could go back to that moments with you but I know we were not meant to be. I hope your life will be great and I would really like to know more about your life and what you’ll become but I know this isn’t just possible. A part of me will always love you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.