gri-chee. Noun. American South. c. 1980.

The subtle, reluctant, yet revealing smile that forms prematurely on the face of a deadpan joke-teller who moves too quickly from set-up to punchline.

Nathan tried to look serious, but his wide-toothed gritchie made it obvious he was about to drop a bad pun.

gritchie by Ciudadaist September 8, 2021

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Guritchi

Guritchi or Guri for short is an adorable human being that is very precious to the world as they balance the good and evil. A smile from them could make anyone's day better.

You're such a Guritchi, I hope you find your Zach

Guritchi by Zaccledoodle January 25, 2019

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gritchie

also marijuana

the dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect

"My Boy, we had some of the fi' gritchie last night... I'm talkin' about she had us on the Sears Tower!"

gritchie by Here4more March 11, 2004

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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