ghost piss

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To piss around the edges of the toilet so as not to make noise.

1. To make less noise at a public urinal I took a ghost piss.

2. To make less noise late at night I took a ghost piss.

3. My girlfriend was annoying me so I took a ghost piss in her eye.

ghost piss by Sholden Gower December 11, 2011

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ghost piss

The act of pissing at a urinal without setting off the automatic flush going on once the urination has been completed. This can be accomplished via long range pissing, leaning way back, being invisible, or simply standing to the side of the sensor.

Dude, I thought I pulled off the perfect ghost piss, but much to my dismay, the flush went off just as I walked out of the bathroom.

I reduce my water consumption partly through ghost pissing.

ghost piss by achuki August 9, 2016

Related Words

ghost piss • Piss Ghost • ghostisswagger • Ghostpussers • Ghost Pussy • Ghost Kiss • ghost kissing • ghost • ghost buster • ghost rider

Piss Ghost

When a man walks up to a wall urinal immediately after someone has used it and is struck by the odor of the previous users urine.

That piss ghost in that rest room nearly knocked me out.

Piss Ghost by Frank Leonardo February 1, 2007

Piss-Ghost

A "friend" who get's so angry that you had a sip of his wine that he will continually piss inside your bathtub and on your floor towels, but he will deny it to the death and blame it on a ghost.

Yeah, Trav is a total piss-ghost. He's not allowed over here anymore, all he does is piss on my shit.

Piss-Ghost by I am Infamy October 27, 2010

Piss Ghost

A variation of the Golden Shower where one participant places a sheet over his or her head as the second participant urinates on it and yells "take that you piss ghost".

"Hey baby, do you want to play Piss Ghost?"

Piss Ghost by jdm3030 January 7, 2008

Ghostpussers

People who have sex with ghosts.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTPUSSERS!

Ghostpussers by gregben February 22, 2022

ghostisswagger

ghostisswagger ghostisswagger, is the type of person that at first theire very chill and calm, but when you get to know them more they are crazy:) especially on their tiktok and they have a kitten and they WONT GIVE ME A DAMN KITTEN.

ghostisswagger: this person was mean to me
me: *explains how i found theire info*
ghostisswagger: BESTIE IS A DETECTIVE

ghostisswagger by ganggang style May 26, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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