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Ghetto Man 

The savior and protector of the ghettos around Albuquerque, New Mexico (real name: Douglas G. Mancini). Around the middle of 2008, Ghetto Man made his dynamic debut in Crap World Productions. Ghetto Man was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, his parents abandoned him at the age of two in a Burger King. He spent ten years of his life in a local Brooklyn adoption agency, until one day, at the age of thirteen, Ghetto Man ran away. In a nationwide search for the truth about his long lost parents, Ghetto Man eventually came to the realization that his parents obviously didn't care for him. Settling in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Ghetto Man now resides in the west mesa, only helping his fellow ghettoists when called upon. Ghetto Man has many followers known as Ghettoists.
1) Ghetto Man may have killed that Asian hooker, but look at the bright side, he just helped stop the spread of herpimonosiphoaids!

2) When it comes down to drinking, Ghetto Man prefers tequila.

3) Don't roll a blunt without inviting Ghetto Man.

4) Help Ghetto Man control the gang activity in his ghetto by donating to the Ghettoist Church today!
Ghetto Man by GhettoMan420 May 5, 2010
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Ghetto Man 

A super hero created by yours truly who was once a white nerd until he was bitten by a radioactive wino.
Ghetto man, Ghetto Man
shows his bitches the back of his hand
he's a dealer, hes pimp
bend over bitch and butter his shrimp
WATCH OUT!
its Ghetto Man!

he has cool shoes and a cool hat
has shower cap and a leather too
he has a crib, he has a ride
and a bottle of colt 45
WATCH OUT!
its Ghetto man!
Ghetto Man by BAG-HEAD! September 11, 2008

ghetto manicure 

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight.
ghetto manicure by g0nnaflynow April 20, 2010

ghetto manicure 

A French manicure using Wite-Out instead of white nail polish to color the tips of the nails.
I saw Trish giving herself a ghetto manicure earlier. I'm assuming she's got another cheap date tonight
ghetto manicure by g0nnalfynow April 20, 2010

GhettoMart 

The Walmart located on Elm street in Erie Pennsylvania on the East side of the city.
You should have seen all the junkies shoplifting at GhettoMart, Erie’s east side is getting wild!
GhettoMart by FaintRush December 31, 2019

ghettocano 

The inexpensive home made version of the volcano- the volcano is the ultimate herbal vaporizer that all forced air vaporizers are compared against. The ghettocano is made with parts found in the hardware store, grocery store, and one piece thats specialty glassware.
Hey niiice, it's 4:20, time to fire up the ghettocano and have some chicken bags......
ghettocano by overmedium January 30, 2010
Ghettoan

One who lives or resides in "The Ghetto", living meaning not necessisariy in a home, but also not limited to the streets, under a bridge or in a card board box.

One of low income who resides in a desolate, run down area of the city.

I waited in line at the grocery store for almost an hour because all the ghettoans were cashing their food stamps.
I waited in line at the grocery store for almost an hour because all the ghettoans were cashing their food stamps
Ghettoan by paulyt June 18, 2012
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