ghetto fair

Parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, crappy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys.

S.I.R.: Right now, I'm torturing myself at the ghetto fair. It's awful.

by Snow Witch November 20, 2015

Ghetto Fairy

Magical creatures of the night that fly into the ghettos of the world and clean them up. Also see ghetto fairies

Child: "Mommy mommy! I think we were visited by a ghetto fairy last night!"
Mom: "Oh you silly little kids and yo imaginations and what not. Ghetto Fairies don't really exist."
(But they do)

by UnicornLovingCracker July 31, 2011

Ghetto Fairy

A group or individuals that both either/or graffiti on trees and/or attach fairy doors or paraphernalia to trees.

Graffiti - usually teens to twenties
Fairy Doors Etc - usually parents of primary school age.

Gee, how disappointing. This Reserve is turning into a "Ghetto Fairy" park!

by Calli the Cockatoo November 2, 2021

Fairy Ghetto

The people that have damaged trees, by tagging with graffiti (usually in their teens - twenties) and/or Fairy Doors/Paraphernalia (usually primary school children being encouraged by parents) attached by glue, staples, nails or screws.

Gee this is bad....the areas looking like a "Fairy Ghetto."

by Calli the Cockatoo November 3, 2021

ghettofirstclass

Describes a state where one gains significant perceived extra privileges or benefits during an activity chosen specifically for lowest possible cost.

Person 1: "How was your flight? Diego said you went first class?"

Person 2 "Naw, Diego misunderstood me. We booked the emergency exit flights on the plane, so we both got the extra legroom, AND the people in front of you can not put the seats back! Usually coach sucks, but we flew ghettofirstclass that time"

Person 1: "How was the bus ride from Toronto?"
Person 2: "Nice! I was on the overflow bus, you know, the extra bus when there are too many people? Ghettofirstclass baby! Like having my own private bus!"

by chiggsy January 8, 2010