getting hosed

1) getting beaten with a piece of rubber hose

2) being sprayed down with a water hose

1) my dad caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

2) my priest caught me masturbating to gay porn so he took me behind the shed and i ended up getting hosed

by drexel bugsly September 9, 2006

getting hosed

To be deceived, cheated, swindled, ripped off and/or suckered out of your hard-earned money. To be on the losing end of a deal.

I'm getting hosed by the insurance company because they're not paying out on my claims for Ozempic.

by GettingTalkedAt April 1, 2024

Getting Hoped

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.

Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.

by stuartc1 June 17, 2020

Getting Crazy Horsed

Getting Crazy Horsed:
Getting crazy horsed refers to a sexual move when a person sticks his/her penis into their partners nose and sprays theres seed into their partners nose. The semen then drips out of the partners nose and into there mouth. When this happens the giver must yell "YOU'VE BEEN ...CRAZY HORSED" in order for the move to be complete. All semen must be swallowed in order for the move to be completed.

Grant: "Hey I invented a new sexual move, its called getting crazy horsed"

Matt: "What is getting crazy horsed"

Grant: "Want to find out?"

by TedKennedy1856 July 9, 2010

Getting on the hose

Getting high. Smoking bongs. Blazing up.

Typically slang from Northern NSW Australia.

Used predominetely by skegs with labs and no girlfriend.

"Getting on the hose... Yeww"

"You wanna get on the hose tonight?"

"He is a hose demon. Always getting on the hose. Hoser McHoseDeam.

by NoHoseBarred September 6, 2018