Getting hair 

When a individual of the preferred sex sits in the seat behind you in a car and deeply slowly and sexually runs there fingers through your hair

“Hey didn’t you hear? Max was getting hair from Vicky in the Volvo last night after the show. yeah and his boner was extreme”

-“no way, lucky duck.”

Getting hair by Hairgetter July 31, 2023

getting your hair pubed 

making your hair curly and bushy

i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed

getting your hair pubed by the guy banging ur mom March 1, 2022

Things are getting hairy 

A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.

You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...

Things are getting hairy by abcdefghijkabcdef January 27, 2011

Elephant Man Getting a Haircut 

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

Elephant Man Getting a Haircut by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006

monkey getting a haircut 

the funniest meme ever to be conceived by man.

"Hello my fellow black male, what is the best meme ever created?"
"Monkey getting a haircut, NIGGA."

monkey getting a haircut by Jet watcher February 24, 2018

getting really hairy 

You can get hairy with a few beers but if you want to get really hairy you have 6+ beers and throw in some shots here and there. Its very hard to drive after a really hairy night.
PLEASE don’t drive after a hairy time.

Are you staying here and getting really hairy? Or are you getting hairy and then going home?

getting really hairy by Goffstown January 22, 2021