A common sexual gratification method used in the mainstream
hip-hop community. To "get one'
s swoll on" is to paint around one's anus with
dark red lipstick, making it resemble a vagina. The
rapper will then visit a gynecologist and request a full vaginal exam, presenting his painted anus as the vagina. The sexual gratification is achieved later that
day while masturbating and thinking about how the gynecologist was so easily duped. It is widely believed that this practice within the hip-hop community was started by T-Pain (Tushie-Pain). ORIGIN: the swollen condition of the
anal opening after being prodded by the gloved hands and speculum of a seasoned gynecologist.
"shit just
don't feel right but im gonna hold on
till the hole in my 44
long
im gonna hit the ob-gyn and get my swoll on
sometimes my head gone"
-drag on, "life is
short (so you might as well get your swoll on as much as possible)"