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a drinking game played similar to kings. the player will draw a card from a standard deck and will chug the number of seconds thats on the card. if a face card or ace is drawn you must chug the corresponding number of seconds.
ex: king is 13 ace 14. the game ends when all participants are absolutely hammered.
zhang: fuck kings lets play i want to get drunk now; lets play get drunk. is soooooooooooo simpo
get drunk by rob aka not rob August 1, 2009
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Get Drunk Tuesday 

It takes all the negative implications of the day tuesday and flips it up side down.

Turning boring old beginning of the week tuesday
with your normal responsibilities and such into
a badass night.

preferably said with some oomph.
1* what are you up to tonight?

2* not shit its tuesday..

1* Oh i beg to differ...
IT'S GET DRUNK TUESDAY!!!

2* Fuckin' A'
Get Drunk Tuesday by Pimp420 May 26, 2008

wanna get drunk and nasty 

a phrase that people use to quite literally get “drunk and nasty” nasty meaning like sex
boy 1: do you wanna get drunk and nasty
boy 2: isn’t that gay tho?
boy 1: bro your gay
boy2: oh yeah

Let's get drunk and be somebody 

It happens when an individual drinks too much and then acts and assumes they are really importnant with anyone that they deal with. This drunk person tends to overstate who they really are.
Getting wild tonight boys. Let's get drunk and be somebody. The pre-med student told everyone at the bar at 2am, he won Nobel Peace Prize for medicine.

Let’s get drunk first 

What you do when you don’t smoke weed and want to do sumthing with some sort of intoxication.
Phil, yo let’s go grocery shopping we all out of food.
Mark, yeah let’s get drunk first.
Phil, bett
Let’s get drunk first by Guacdawg February 2, 2023

National Get Drunk Day

June 16th of every year is national get drunk day.
you better be drunk tonight it’s national get drunk day.

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk 

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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