GERTY

A talking computer in the 2009 movie "Moon". Voiced by Kevin Spacey.

Sam: You need to get laid.
I'm going to go back to work.

GERTY: :D

by Jimmy Man December 18, 2010

Gerty

The word you use to describe something that’s a little weird but also kinda cool.

Person 1: “Hey so what’re you studying here?”
Person 2: “Astrobiology with a minor in bagpiping”
Person 1: “Damn, both pretty gerty bro nice, haven’t met anyone else doing those”

by CalimochoSunrise August 21, 2020

Gerty

1 gerty equals 5.9742 × 1024 kilograms

he must weigh a GERTY!

by tyyrel April 6, 2006

Gerty

1. An older boyfriend with beard(s)

your boyfriend is a total gerty

by huttison December 27, 2010

gerty

yeehawer

hyn gerty

by mrr oreopie January 15, 2020

Gerty

A girl who enjoys being filmed whilst having rough sex with many men up every orafice surrounded by images of wild boars. It is possible to tell whether a girl is a 'Gerty' due to her large 'assets', small amount of clothing and badly dyed hair. Commonly mistaken for an Essex Girl.

Guy 1: 'I had a very weird night with that girl i picked up'
Guy 2: 'Did she want to be filmed having sex with many men in a room full of pictures of wild boar?'
Guy 1: 'Yeh! Do you know her?'
Guy 2: 'Maybe, she sounds like a Gerty though'

by Fraisin January 5, 2010

gerty

An abbreviation for a dirty old smelly grandma who wears a merkin.

person 1: wanna come to the movies tonight?
person 2: oh man i cant, i've gotta go visit my gerty!
person 1: dude, that's gross.

by ilylays May 14, 2008