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germs, an illness, not necessarily sexually transmitted.
Hey, don't sneeze on me, I don't want to catch your Gerpes.
Gerpes by Emberrr December 18, 2008
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The disease you get when you interact with Gerg, it originated with a Gerg and a feline named Dusty.
Gerg gave Gerpes to Dusty
Gerpes by Tanman December 18, 2022
Difficult to cure and highly infectious, this is glitter that travels from person to person after even minimal contact. Usually originates from some kind of queer craft activity involving glitter or glittered clothing and accessories. A great number of queer people, particularly gay men, catch and spread glerpes.

Usually transmitted by hugging, cuddling, or just being really gay. A portmanteau of glitter and herpes.
Jourdan works at the Center For Queer Children and regularly spreads glerpes.
glerpes by Kari Tether December 18, 2014
A stunning individual, very charming, and incredibly hot. Smart and creative. Boys want to be like him. Girls go crazy just to be with him. He is certainly a very special person. His hottness is so unbelievble, his pictures are dangerous. Teenage girls have pictures of him on their wall. The rest is for you to discover, there is so much to say about Geryes.
Wow.. you look great but not as much as Geryes!!
Ohh Geryes.. you blow my mind
Geryes by Gman9912 June 15, 2013
To be intoxicated pass the point of being drunk.
That guy's gerped outta his mind
Gerped by durston January 1, 2012

gerpeopley

The politically correct way of saying Germany. The reason goes as follows: you can’t say Germany because it has man in it, so you have to be inclusive of everyone, so you replace man with people. Guaranteed not to offend anybody.
I am a proud citizen of Gerpeopley, since it’s very inclusive.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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