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A cross between a geologist and a prostitue. Someone who works in the field of geology but acts and dresses like a prostitue.

That new girl they hired is a geostitute.

geostitute by Tyra Gonsuron April 15, 2008

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Gumstitute

A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.

Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.

Gumstitute by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016

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gumstitute

is one who does what another tells he/she to do (usually sexual-like) for gum (chewing or bubble, any flavor)

one who engages in sexual actions in return for repayment in the form of gum

He bought some more Hubba Bubba to pay the gumstitute in payment for flirting and possibly sex.

gumstitute by ZeebaNeighba1 June 19, 2010

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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