Gumstitute

A toothless prostitute. While generally of the dirty, nasty meth whore variety, a gumstitute is known for their ability to perform a hot gummy.

Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.

Gumstitute by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016

gumstitute

is one who does what another tells he/she to do (usually sexual-like) for gum (chewing or bubble, any flavor)

one who engages in sexual actions in return for repayment in the form of gum

He bought some more Hubba Bubba to pay the gumstitute in payment for flirting and possibly sex.

gumstitute by ZeebaNeighba1 June 19, 2010

geostitute 

A cross between a geologist and a prostitue. Someone who works in the field of geology but acts and dresses like a prostitue.

That new girl they hired is a geostitute.

geostitute by Tyra Gonsuron April 15, 2008

grubstitute 

Substituting one food item for another.

I would like to grubstitute the fries for a salad please.

grubstitute by junkfinder September 4, 2017

gamestitute 

A man or woman who sleeps with people in return for games instead of money.

A gamestitute receives games for sexual favours

gamestitute by MissVaultHunter July 13, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020