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gumstitute

is one who does what another tells he/she to do (usually sexual-like) for gum (chewing or bubble, any flavor)

one who engages in sexual actions in return for repayment in the form of gum
He bought some more Hubba Bubba to pay the gumstitute in payment for flirting and possibly sex.
gumstitute by ZeebaNeighba1 June 19, 2010
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geostitute 

A cross between a geologist and a prostitue. Someone who works in the field of geology but acts and dresses like a prostitue.
That new girl they hired is a geostitute.
geostitute by Tyra Gonsuron April 15, 2008

grubstitute 

Substituting one food item for another.
I would like to grubstitute the fries for a salad please.
grubstitute by junkfinder September 4, 2017

gamestitute 

A man or woman who sleeps with people in return for games instead of money.
A gamestitute receives games for sexual favours
gamestitute by MissVaultHunter July 13, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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