geos 

National Geographic looking titties. The kind that hang down low as if they had never been held up by a bra.

When her shirt came off, I saw that chick had some large geos! They were bottom- heavy!

geos by Carski July 4, 2014

National Geos 

Saggy titties, just like the ones you used to look at in National Geographic before you could get your hands on some real porn.

"She took her bra off, and I had two National Geos staring me in the face."

National Geos by Clay J. March 4, 2008

Nat Geos 

Nasty, saggy tits like those you might see on a National Geographic special on Africa.

Stan: "Look at the Nat Geos on that granny."
Dan: "Yeah, I bet she lactates rust."
Stan: "Dude, really?"

Nat Geos by Client 09 December 28, 2008

Nat Geos 

Nasty saggy titties. Sadly, some bitches are born with these. Learn to identify right away otherwise you'll be kicking your own ass later when you gotta deal with them. Feeling resembles the drooping arm fat of an obese person. Most moms who stopped lactating also suffer from these.

Titties are similar to the nasty Polynesian girls who grace just about every other page of the magazine National Geographic, hence the name.

Synonyms include "not so fun bags". Fun bags is a word for nice fun to play with, vuluptious titties and these are the exact opposite.

"Cute face but the bitch got some Nat Geos!"

"She got them Nat Geos, I could wrap them titties around my arm at least 3 or 4 times."

Nat Geos by Young Bo$$ August 6, 2011

geosnob 

one who disses someone's experience of an "earthquake," pointing to real earthquakes that happen elsewhere.

Harry (Facebook post): OMG, an earthquake in Greenville, SC!
Dick (reply to post): An "earthquake"? LOLZ. That's wasn't an earthquake. When I lived in SF--now, THOSE were earthquakes.
Harry: Geosnob.
Dick: I'd rather be a geosnob than a geohypochondriac.

geosnob by Arborealizer August 26, 2011

(to) geoslam 

Geoslamming someone means to mislead with the intention of royally fucking someone over.
It originates from Los Angelos and is being used in the music industry usually.

"Yo imma (to) geoslam that mofucka right there and take his shit on god."

(to) geoslam by mhan14631 January 3, 2022

Geostigma 

A disease in Final Fantasy VII which is caused by Jenova's and Sephiroth's cells in the lifestream. They infect living humans whose bodies try to remove it, causing severe damage and eventually killing the host.

Your geostigma is gone... That's too bad

The last thoughts of Geostigma's death... those remnants will join the lifestream and girdle the planet; choking it; corroding it.

Geostigma by FFVIICC February 3, 2010