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During sexual intercourse, after a black man gives a woman a creampie, he quickly pulls out and roughly yet passionately presses his now flaccid dick over the girl's forehead, flattening it straight out. The guy's dick sticks down to her forehead like a layer of fresh, hot, asphalt in the Georgia heat.
Yo Jamal, you remember that bitch Juliesa? Saturday night I laid that bitch flat and gave her a Georgia Asphalt.
by whitemoono October 27, 2007
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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