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genetic lottery 

tall, white, blue eyes, blonde hair, high cheek bones, good jaw line, low body fat
"Wow jake it must feel good to win the genetic lottery"
genetic lottery by Genetic Lottery December 21, 2014

genetic lottery winner 

Someone who has features that most may want or desire. Like a girl with a nice face, green or blue eyes a good height that they are not too short for people or too tall and intimidating to people. may retain their figure easier than others and keep their appearance longer than most.
Wow! after high school the prom queen really beefed up, but look at the class dork she is a genetic lottery winner.

Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.
"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008