gelateria

When you eat too much gelato and you get the diarrhea.

"Yo, after that bowl, I feel some mad gelateria comin on."

by Musterman January 15, 2015

gematria

Assigning numerical value to letters. Whereas the world in general now uses the Arabic numerals: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9, and the later added 0, this was not always so. In Hebrew & Greek each letter of the alphabet is also a number.
In Latin, only certain letters are numbers.

HEBREW:
Alef=1
Bet=2
Gimel=3
Dalet=4
He=5
Waw=6
Zayin=7
Hhet=8
Tet=9
Yod=10
Kaf=20
Lamed=30
Mem=40
Nun=50
Samech=60
Ayin=70
Pe/Fe=80
Tsadde=90
Qof=100
Resh=200
Shin=300
Thau=400

GREEK:
Alpha=1
Beta=2
Gamma=3
Delta=4
Epsilon=5
Zeta=6
Eta=7
Theta=8
Iota=9
Kappa=10
Lamda=20
Mu=30
Nu=40
Xi=50
Omicron=60
Pi=70
Rho=80
Sigma=90
Tau=100
Upsilon=200
Phi=300
Chi=400
PSI=500
Omega=600

LATIN:
I=1
V=5
X=10
L=50
C=100
D=500
M=1,000

Gematria is used for a variety of Mystical & Religious purposes. One is to determine the "number of the name of the Beast" of REVELATION 13:18.

Protestants used to say that the Beast would be a Pope, since one of the titles for the Pope is

VICARIVS FILII DEI Latin for
in place of the Son of God

V= 5
I= 1
C=100
A= 0
R= 0
I= 1
V= 5
S= 0

112

F= 0
I= 1
L= 50
I= 1
I= 1

53

D=500
E= 0
I= 1

501

112 + 53 + 501 =666

by Mr. Satur May 6, 2009

geoterian

A follower of the geo-diet, which consists only of indigestible rock formations and minerals.

- Have you eaten your rocks yet, Hank?

- They're minerals, Marie! And yes I have, you know I'm a geoterian!

by MineralEnthusiast October 26, 2018

GetAterday

(pronounced Get-At-er-day) An official day of the week, that is utilized to fullfill a person's sexual desires when other days become unavailable. GetAterday can be inserted between any two days of the week after midnight, but before noon on the next day. It's perfectly acceptable to have more then one GetAteray during any given week. GetAterdays are frequently formed after a drunk dialing or even drunk texting. GetAterdays are acceptable between friends, friends with benefits, or romantic interests, but never between strangers.

Also, GetAtimday (for the ladies)

Becca: Can I see you tonight?
Phil: No, i have to work.
Becca: Awww. that sucks.
Phil: What if you come over on GetAterday? *wink*wink*

*Note: Masturbation after midnight does not apply to GetAterday or GetAtimday.

by BeccaTheBoo September 22, 2008

gelater

noun: an ice cream italian treat similar to gelatto but much more tasty.

Myles ate some gelater at Roba Dolce yesterday.

by Samuel Clark July 9, 2006

Gegatarian

An otherwise omnivore who Generally Eschews Gluten.

After he gave up breads, Bill was mostly gegatarian.

by nuke_gently June 24, 2023