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Gebbing is the act of scratching one's anus with a finger. Typically done to determine the amount of feces, sweat, or other slime that has accumulated around one's anus. Also, it feels really fucking good. Of course, if you use toilet paper, then it's no longer gebbing, it's just regular wiping.
My girlfriend wouldn't stop bitching about how I always smell my finger after gebbing.
Gebbing by ehuzzah November 23, 2020
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Couldn't care less.

Don't give a shit.

Leave me alone.

Fuck off.

Happy Thanks Geeving.
Ohhh my gawwwd, I'm geeving to be here today.

Have you seen Edith today? She looks like she's geeving.
Geeving by tootsoonie1 July 15, 2010

FawWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor ShtuUPid 

its means what the fuck are you actually doing you fucking idiot.. FaWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor SHtuUPid
Hunter , FawWWk Is YoU GeeKINg Fwor ShtuUPid
Overly excited about a simple thing; excited about something that most people would not find exciting.
I'm totally geeking that I won that bean grinder on eBay.
GEEKING by nifer July 9, 2003
The universal level of standard where all other activities are measured against. Any activity performed can be referred to as gelbing it when it was above and beyond normal means. One cannot perform an activity above Gelb status.
We were gelbing it this weekend when we rented that boat and rescued those drowning supermodels then had a party to celebrate.
Gelbing by gags0902 October 31, 2011
When an extremely animated person speaks and emphasizes their words by moving their head rapidly from side to side. This movement is similar to the neck movements of geese when they walk.
The way that woman was yelling and geesing at her man, it looked like an episode of Jerry Springer.
Geesing by Finn Gerbang October 13, 2015