Gaystack

The act of when a bunch of naked homosexuals pile on top of each other with their penis's in each other's butt's.

The homosexuals made a Gaystack.

by chad44 December 14, 2011

Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.

Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."

by audgim December 13, 2012

needle in the gaystack

In a gay orgy, the gay guy with the smallest dick

Gay Orgy: Yea lets Fuck

Guy 1: Why am I not getting any dick

Guy 2: You are, you just got stuck with the needle in the gaystack

Guy 3: Sorry, im not black.

by IceKing September 12, 2013

Giant Gaystacks

Giant Gaystacks: Offensive term for a big (fat or muscular) butch looking guy who wouldn't at first appear to be gay. Until he walked, talked or munched someones wand!

1). A Giant Gaystack would probably look quite butch but walk with a gay bum wiggle and camp posterior!

2). An exceptionally well built Muscle Mary!

Imagine Giant Haystacks if he was a pillow biter!

Man, look at the fat hommebag, he is such a Giant Gaystacks!

I bet he lets other men bite off his Dingleberries!

by Slamming Rum Joseph September 6, 2005

needle in a gay stack

In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!

Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?

Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?

Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.

by Vojie October 10, 2012

gaystache

A thick, Freddie Mercury style mustache. Very frequently worn by openly gay dudes.

Rob decided to shave his 2 month beard off and only keep the big-ass gaystache on his trip to San Francisco for the laughs. The first day he arrived, 4 fellas approached him in an attempt to exchange numbers.

by Admiral_Bongo December 22, 2020

gaysack

1) Somebody that is such a noob that he can no longer be classed as one, he is then a gaysack.

"nick your such a gaysack"
"FFS you gaysack grow some balls"

by origami kid December 14, 2008