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Gay Internet Wacker 

One, who in real life has no friends nor life, yet lives in a gay world of internet wacking in which he hits on chix he doesn't know and masturbates to their pictures.
You're a gay internet wacker. Jump off a cliff. KK. Thanx.

gaywalker 

The inverse of metrosexual. Basically, a man who doesn't care about fashion, hair product, or window treatments - but he's gay. He might be interested in sports, cars, electronics and other straight guy stuff. You would never think he's gay until you find his porn collection.
John's roommate seemed normal, but he left a DVD in the player. When John pressed eject, he found out his roommate was a gaywalker.
gaywalker by pop361 February 6, 2010

gaywalker 

A person who is unable to walk in a straight line.
Look at that guy, he's all over the place, what a gaywalker.
gaywalker by SoupNotSee October 21, 2010

gaywalker 

When a heterosexual man walks with a certain pep, strut, or swagger closely resembling that of a flaming, flamboyant homosexual man.
"Who's that homo walking toward us?" - Dave
"Wait a sec, that looks like Mike!" - James
"Man, he's a total gaywalker!" - Dave
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