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gas station hot 

An attractive unkempt male. They are found often times wearing basketball shorts, dirty jeans, wife beaters and other clothing of the sort. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations.
That guy is gas station hot. I wouldn't date him but I would let him fuck me.
gas station hot by Morningstar6066 December 2, 2017
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gas station hot (girl)

Gas Station Hot girl: An attractive but rumpled female. They are found often times wearing shorts, baggy jeans, University tank tops and cheap heels or flip flops. Usually seen in passing at gas stations, grocery stores, and other similar locations. Mentally you think "Doable", but you don't hear wedding bells.
She's gas station hot (girl). Did her up against the wall but don't know her name.

Feeling hot at a gas station 

Taking pride in a personal attribute based on the lack of others having that same personal attribute to the same degree or level as another.

Synonym: tallest midget
I'm watching the Flat Earth Documentary and have never felt smarter in my life, this is the intellectual version of feeling hot at a gas station.

Gas Station Hotdog 

Gas Station Hotdog - 1. n. It is when you put a variety of lubes and lotions on your sun burned penis then slide it between your partners bum cheeks because intercourse would be too painful.
Sally get the Aloe, KY and Jergens I'm going to give you a gas station hotdog tonight cause I got too much sun today.
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