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Alabama gas monkey 

A hot rod thinks he's from the south
James. Fuck you nigger I got a mustang better not pit you greasy hands on it
Tyrone.what the fuck did I do to you

James. Nothing ... Revs up the engine ... Like that nigger that's your ancesters on this dick
Tyrone. Your just a alabama gas monkey

Monkey gas

When you have such a wet fart that you think you shit your pants
Dude I could have sworn I shit myself but I went to the bathroom and it turned out to be monkey gas
Monkey gas by Eclipseiasux June 8, 2022

Gas Money 

A few extra dollars you pay your drug dealer to get to you faster.
Can you be here in 20 min if I throw you some gas money?
Gas Money by Noah98 November 10, 2018

Gas Money 

the money you have to spend on gas to go somewhere; also an excuse to not go somewhere
Noel: Hey Alwin, come to Kundiland. Let's play some cricket.
Alwin: Nah dude. I dont have that gas money
Gas Money by Curry_Boy February 28, 2015

gas money 

when you give an attractive girl a ride. gas or ass for payment, gas money" is her giving you head while you drive.
Girl: "Can I get a ride home?"
driver: "give me some gas money"

girl gives him head while driving.
gas money by sam jacobson April 21, 2005

gas money 

a term used instead of “weed money” in front of snitches or parents
“yo, did yu bring your gas money?”
gas money by blossom1107 June 13, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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