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garry the snail 

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived
garry the snail lord of the multiverse.
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gary the snail 

Spongebob's pet snail, who might be smarter than Spongebob. 🐌
Is your favorite character on Spongebob Gary the Snail?
gary the snail by Rikerlicious January 26, 2015

Gary The Snail 

To drag your sweaty balls across a woman's face leaving a slime trail, similarly to Gary the Snail from Spongebob when he leaves slime trails.
"Damn dude I Gary The Snailed that hoe"
"What's does that mean?"
"I dragged by sweaty nuts across her face and left a slime trail"

"bruh"
Gary The Snail by Fellowyellow420 November 16, 2020

Gary the Snail 

A manouver in which a girl finishes riding your face and dismounts by sliding her vagina across your whole face, leaving a trail of slime like a snail.
John: " Hey bro, How did your date with Ashley go" ?
Blake: " It was cool dude, she stayed the night".
John: " Nice you gonna see her again"?
Blake: " IDK bro she hit me with that Gary the Snail".
John: " Gross".
Gary the Snail by NickNeezy June 30, 2019

Gary The Snail 

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.
Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.
Gary The Snail by ReaperJK April 29, 2021
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