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gargenzola 

the ultimate player on sc!!! no one can beat him! caus he is me!
generic white guy #2:lets play bunker wars!

gargenzola: dude im gonna pwnyou just like i did in halo last week

generic white guy #2: i know...:'(
gargenzola by mackzy November 2, 2004
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Gorgonzola 

Another word for Dick or acting/doing something completely stupid.
“ No! I forgot my phone at my side chicks crib!”

“ Dude that‘s a Gorgonzola move right there.“

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“ Hey babe, how about you come melt this Gorgonzola “
Gorgonzola by Jmart.z November 4, 2019

Diggy Gorgonzola 

The internet’s most notorious ripoff of Danny Gonzalez
Diggy Gorgonzola is just as cool as Danny Gonzalez
Diggy Gorgonzola by CABAGE No2 March 28, 2022

Run Gorgonzola Run Burger 

A burger that comes with gorgonzola cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Run Gorgonzola Run Burger, you should try it!"

Meatball Gorgonzola 

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.
"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

E. Gorganzola 

Eddy Gorganzola, commonly used as "E. Gorganzola" or just E. G., is a way to express that someone is the "single worst human being on the face of the planet that we and all stand on" or "Demon hell spawn of the underworld born of human flesh to destroy any hope and aspiration that is left in our souls". This is commonly mistaken as "Gorgonzola" as in the form of bleu cheese originally from Italy, made from unskimmed cow's milk.
Satan's really been on my back lately, I know he's Lucifer and all but he doesn't need to be a big E. Gorganzola about it.
E. Gorganzola by GuacamoleTown February 2, 2021

Gorgonzolas

A chicks rack. Usually describes a really nice rack.
Dude! Did you see Barbara's gorgonzolas??!?! I wanna bury my face in them!
Gorgonzolas by legalize_it January 15, 2010
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