Gardener

A gardener is a piece of shit who never mows the lawns and let’s all your plants die.

Shasko Dubich our gardener pulled up in his 2005 g wagon and was three hours late and all he had to do was mow the grass and rake the leaves. Andre Rakin his right hand man was drinking a beer while Shasko Dubich bragged about how he owned a trailer park.

by Shasko Dubich February 2, 2022

gardener

An undercover name, used by teenagers for person who sells cannabis.

"dude, the gardener got arrested" or "i saw the gardener yesterday"

by Beckee February 22, 2008

gardener

A person who plants and cultivates ornamental plants such as those in botanical gardens. A highly skilled gardener may be recognized as a Master Gardener.

As a Master Gardener, Xochitl told Pacho to avoid using herbicides on his lawn because the chemicals may cause harm to his pet dog, Pluto. She helped Pacho learn to use the weed twister to twist out weeds, and she told him that he may someday become a Master Weed Twister if he completely stops using herbicides in his garden.

by raycruzer September 30, 2006

gardener

a complete weirdo or strange deranged child with severe mental deficits

mark he's such a gardener

by joshfromseeviciswellcool February 3, 2007

gardener

short for uphill gardener. Gay slur

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

gardener

A person who sits on the couch and picks through their weed.

Leslie: Hey Jess what are you doing today?

Jessy: Oh im just gonna break up this weed...

Leslie: Your such a gardener!

by mami chilosa April 11, 2011

Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"

by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014