garbage dog

A lazy trashy person that probably drinks more mountain dew than water and cringes at the idea of eating vegetables. Also one that loves little ceasers hotnready pizzas.

Man! Paul hasn't come in to the office for a week. What a total garbage dog!

garbage dog by dewboom November 5, 2013

Dog Garbage 

1. the garbage left on the floor by an unsupervised dog.

2. any undesirable person, or their face.

3. your mom's face.

"dude i went into my living room and my dog had destroyed my toaster oven" "oh we've got some Dog Garbage then, and i'm not talking about your mom's face.

Dog Garbage by facepuncher9000 January 16, 2011

Dog garbage 

Something so foul that, if given a garbage can and the full understanding that whatever that goes in that garbage can is gone forever, even a dog would deem it garbage.

Turn that shit off, that song is absolute dog garbage

Dog garbage by wakethewinds January 28, 2025

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

dogs got in the garbage

Analingus was performed.

The wife was in a good mood this morning — the dogs got in the garbage last night.

dogs got in the garbage by SkeeverDave April 27, 2022