The clever language invention that attempts to hide one's literacy and formal education by deceiving the reader into thinking you are 4 years old and mentally retarded. Prolonged exposure to ganglish has been shown to lead one to believe that shooting someone in the face is an admirable goal and will lead to a rich productive life filled with societal respect, endless money, sex and getting high in a large mansion until the end of days. Recent studies prove statistically that it instead leads to getting probed in the seat with a toothpaste tube in prison by an equally adept expert in ganglish...
cHEK dis KRAi-Z GANGLISH yO! i sHO b bANGen N rEPPn' tHuggg wit bote pLAYAz n sTooP hAID pEEEpz ahh dIS diZay!
by Lou Sid 1 January 15, 2007
Person 1: Yo, Gang, Let's bounce, y'know what I mean?
Person 2: Ho is you speaking Nigganese/Ganglish?!
Person 2: Ho is you speaking Nigganese/Ganglish?!
by Joquavius February 03, 2025
Basically when bitches think they hard for being afraid of the letter "C" . Or spell in ways that are almost impossible to read.
8ball: yoo kuhh i hea u talm bou me foo?? was dat abt
penguin: wha i tell u bou ts? dtb blud ' .
carrot: Ion speak ganglish stfu.
penguin: wha i tell u bou ts? dtb blud ' .
carrot: Ion speak ganglish stfu.
by SHEGOTTAWHAAAM January 10, 2024
Ganglish is a form of slang created by "gangsters" that are too idiotic to speak like a normal human being.
totally real gangster: ian een gon hol u twin dem girls b bugn fureel fureel
normally person: what the hell are you on about? you are from a gated community in wisconsin there's no reason you should be speaking ganglish
normally person: what the hell are you on about? you are from a gated community in wisconsin there's no reason you should be speaking ganglish
by suitablevoid January 09, 2025
by reallthugg May 07, 2024