galfend

informal way of saying 'girlfriend' among male friends

Friend 1, "Your galfend talks so much dude."
Friend 2, "Yeah, my galfend is an extrovert."

galfend by iamhunter August 14, 2021

Gelfendbeyn 

An adult elf that sleeps down the hall from its parents.

I was going to kidnap that sleepy Gelfendbeyn for $50 million in ransom but I did not want to wake the sleeping Draggon down the hall

Gelfendbeyn by Roberto Frosty January 8, 2020

Galendar 

As most men have a hard time remembering the shared calendar of his and his girlfriend/wife's, the "Galendar" has the last say in "if" you can attend an event.

I'd love to be in your all-day beer pong tournament on Saturday, but I've got to check the galendar first.

Galendar by Forgetful Dude July 26, 2011