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galank 

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The act of taking a shit and not realizing you had to piss until you already wiped and stood up to flush. In an act of desperation you use your piss stream to chop your tird into pieces!
Scott galanked in the shitter as his grandmother beat at the door and insist he stop masturbating.
galank by Brooks of Ohio June 27, 2007
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Gaglandia 

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Magical land of gagging where the heaven gates open up shining spiritual light into your soul
Oh girllll I went on the best trip of my life.. have you eva been to gaglandia???? Bitch donā€™t walk run!! best shitā€¦ Iā€™m telling you!
Gaglandia by IG šŸ’Ž November 23, 2023
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Gaglandia 

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Magical land of gagging where the heaven gates open up shining spiritual light into your soul
Oh girllll I went on the best trip of my life.. have you eva been to gaglandia???? Bitch don't walk run!! best shit... I'm telling you!
Gaglandia by IG šŸ’Ž November 23, 2023
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ» by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
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