galank 

The act of taking a shit and not realizing you had to piss until you already wiped and stood up to flush. In an act of desperation you use your piss stream to chop your tird into pieces!

Scott galanked in the shitter as his grandmother beat at the door and insist he stop masturbating.

galank by Brooks of Ohio June 27, 2007

Galarkalark 

A person that is very close to you

Synonyms: Buddy, Friend, Compatriot, Companion, Main Man, Mate, Amigo, Homeboy, Homegirl, Homie, Pal, Chum, Gal Pal, Dawg, Fam, Compeer, Crony

When I get married Brandon will be my best man; because, he is my Galarkalark.

Galarkalark by Word God Joneatrone June 25, 2018

Glanket 

A glow in the dark blanked.

P.I.G. stands for Pigs in-a Glanket
What's a glanket?
It's a glow in the dark blanket.

Glanket by That guy in the pants January 20, 2019

glankles 

a compound of the words "glass", "ankles". This term describes painful or injured ankles due to infirmity or misadventure.

This term is often used used when a person receives ground-shock when jumping down from something, when an athlete becomes injured from landing on their foot poorly, or in video gaming, where a player's character takes unexpected "fall damage".

The term is similar to "grankles"; infirmity of ankles, and subsequent difficulty walking, due to frailty of advanced age.

"Just jump down, the fence isn't that high!"
"Arrrgh, my glankles!.. no really.. I think I twisted something.."

"She has been sidelined for 3 games because of a recurrent injury. The team is hoping those glankles don't cost them the Cup."

glankles by Erebus February 2, 2019

Galacky

The taste experienced when drinking orange juice after you've brushed your teeth.

Pronounced: Gal-ak-ee

Origin: I said this when I was about six years old, never come across it anywhere else...so about 1997 in Liverpool ;

*brushes teeth*

*drinks orange juice*

"URGH! ITS GALACKY!" ;

Galacky by ScentlessApprentice June 11, 2009

galang 

Jamaican/rasta slang for "go along," meaning behave. Popularized by the incomparable M.I.A.
Ref: http:// niceup.com /patois.txt, http:// www.speakjamaican.com /glossary.html

"Galang bout yuh business" : "Go along about you business"
"Why yu fe galang so"? : "why must you behave in such a manner?"

galang by j3r July 25, 2008

Galonk 

Something to say when you don't know what to say, in a negative sense. The anti-supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

First heard in 'Seinfeld' as the third of three noises recorded by the tape recorded in George's briefcase.

Popularized in its current usage by DeeNogger.

I can't believe you goosed my little sister, man. That's totally... I don't even know where to start. Galonk.

Galonk by Kishimi March 31, 2009