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Gmod
Gmod is a modification of the source engine used to make several games, including Half Life 2. Some guy named Garry got bored one day, and probably thought he'd make a pimptacular game of all the nifty and fun things we loved most about Half Life. Since then, people have used his mod to create an ever-expanding archive of games and mini-mods to keep us glued to our computers at all hours of the day!
Fuck girlfriends and jobs, we have GMOD.
Fuck girlfriends and jobs, we have GMOD.
Gmod
Horrible game where a bunch if screaming kids fight over egirls in multiplayer and if you dare play single player you will become insane and lose al grip of reality, time and physics
10/10 game absolutely love it
10/10 game absolutely love it
Guy 1: hey dude wanna play gmod later
Guy 2: yeah sure let me just finish up on my perpetual motion device first
Guy 1: dude save the universal law breaking for gmod
Guy 2: yeah sure let me just finish up on my perpetual motion device first
Guy 1: dude save the universal law breaking for gmod
Gmod by Monkey at a type writer October 30, 2022
Gmod Idiot Box
One of the best Youtube series there are out there. It is made by DasBoShitte.
Main Characters:
Dr. Hax: The profound and crazy doctor of the show who destroys all hackers of any kind.
Chuckles: He is the one, at the beginning of the show, to cheat the most, thus becoming Dr. Hax's #1 target. He later strays away from his cheatful ways.
G man: The lawyer guy that everybody should know about.
Lois: A main character in Left4Dead, he is highly obsessed with pills and will do anything for them
Francis: Another Left4Dead character. He hates Lois and is very obnoxious. He is part of the show "Everybody Loves Francis".
There are more that are unnamed or from Left4Dead too!
This series is VERY worth seeing!
Main Characters:
Dr. Hax: The profound and crazy doctor of the show who destroys all hackers of any kind.
Chuckles: He is the one, at the beginning of the show, to cheat the most, thus becoming Dr. Hax's #1 target. He later strays away from his cheatful ways.
G man: The lawyer guy that everybody should know about.
Lois: A main character in Left4Dead, he is highly obsessed with pills and will do anything for them
Francis: Another Left4Dead character. He hates Lois and is very obnoxious. He is part of the show "Everybody Loves Francis".
There are more that are unnamed or from Left4Dead too!
This series is VERY worth seeing!
A quote from the Gmod Idiot Box:
G Man: I want Breakfast.
Man behind counter: Well...I'm really sorry
G Man:......Well, I'm really sorry *pulling out gun* t-
Random Man: HE'S GOTTA GUN!
Everybody at Bar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
G Man: HEY, hey, it's okay, alright, just, just sit down, now ya gotta have your vegetables, vitamins and whatno-
*Gun starts shooting randomly everywhere*
G Man: IT'S AN ACCIDENT, It's an accident, the trigger, it's sensitive, it's sen...si....tive.....*looks at everybody dead*
G Man: Ummmm, can I have my breakfast now?
Headless man behind counter: *flicks him off*
G Man: I want Breakfast.
Man behind counter: Well...I'm really sorry
G Man:......Well, I'm really sorry *pulling out gun* t-
Random Man: HE'S GOTTA GUN!
Everybody at Bar: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
G Man: HEY, hey, it's okay, alright, just, just sit down, now ya gotta have your vegetables, vitamins and whatno-
*Gun starts shooting randomly everywhere*
G Man: IT'S AN ACCIDENT, It's an accident, the trigger, it's sensitive, it's sen...si....tive.....*looks at everybody dead*
G Man: Ummmm, can I have my breakfast now?
Headless man behind counter: *flicks him off*
Gmod Idiot Box by The one above all December 25, 2009
gmod ragdolling
A person that is thrown, or enters by ragdolling in a completely lifeless manner, as if it had really unrealistic joints and exaggerated weight, breaking everything it hits. It's usually followed by sliding along the ground with Thud and Flesh_drag sound effects from Half Life 2 or other Source titles.
If a person instantly dies from a hard hit and gmod ragdolls away, it can also have it's body replaced with the model of a coffin, with the voice of a big, bald, russian guy saying "DED." from an unknown source.
If a person instantly dies from a hard hit and gmod ragdolls away, it can also have it's body replaced with the model of a coffin, with the voice of a big, bald, russian guy saying "DED." from an unknown source.
She slapped her husband so hard he gmod ragdolled over the desk.
Scout won the gmod ragdolling competition just by using his double jump.
Scout won the gmod ragdolling competition just by using his double jump.
gmod ragdolling by Flaros Overfield September 7, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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