future hot

a girl who is underage yet clearly shows signs that she will be hot in the future. synonymous with jailbait

Emma Watson used to be future hot. Now she is regular hot.

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There is something wrong with finding that well endowed teen attractive, but i could imagine macking that shit in the future. Thus, I shall label her future-hot, and check back in a few years time.

future hot by Iamnameddave February 4, 2010

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Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

Hottest person in the world past, present, and future by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022

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futureshots

A small portion or screenshot of the future, present in a dream. You get a strange sense of deja vu when experiencing said portion. Normally it happens very quickly.

futureshots are wack bro

futureshots by krigav September 28, 2020

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futurehomicide

future homicide when someone is targeted or targeting and don’t know.

yeah that boy jordan doing futurehomicides.

futurehomicide by FutureHomicide July 4, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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