furry walls 

When you're rolling and can't stop rubbing soft items. When you want to make a house out of furry blankets. Only if you make it look like a motherfucking werewolf.

Stroke the furry walls, Aaron. Da stop fucking with my mate. Just keep stroking the furry walls Aaron. God this shit is amazing i want to cover my house in this shit and turn it into a motherfucking werewolf.

furry walls by ToastMafia1990 June 21, 2019

Furry Wall 

A consortium of many uses including relaxation of people whom are very high, an excellent tool for exterior remodeling, a place for friends to come together and hang out, a muse for songs, etc...

"Just stroke the furry wall and everything will be ok" -Aldous Snow

Furry Wall by Aldous Dumbledore June 10, 2010

Pet the Furry Wall

Idiom;

(1) A phrase uttered to implore someone who is panicked, or highly anxious to calm and soothe their self. Often a person having a bad trip while on drugs.

(2) A phrase used to reassure someone that they are safe and that their current situation is manageable.

Source: The 2010 Film, "Get Him to the Greek".

Person 1: "Man, I'm freaking out. Everything is turning melty and colorful. Why did you make me smoke that Jeffery!"

Person 2: "Pet the furry wall man; be cool. You'll be fine."

Pet the Furry Wall by A Naughty Mouse July 8, 2010

rub the furry wall 

chill out; don't freak out; calm down

ie. "When life hands you a Jeffrey" rub the furry wall."

rub the furry wall by mrj1s1975 July 12, 2010

Furry Wall 

Furry walls are walls covered in fur. When stroked the furry wall will calm you down.

Guy one: Smokes a jeffery

Guy one: Ithink im having a heartattack

Guy two: CALM down just stroke the furry wall, there you go- all better?

Furry Wall by explodinggrass June 11, 2010

Furry Rat Wall Eater 

It's a wall eater who is a furry rat. They have an obsessive thing for catgirls (aka dartz), and hentai. They don't want to admit that they're a furry rat because they're just too shy to admit it.

sdfurry: furry rat wall eater, go cronch on walls

wall eater: shut up ~uwu~

dartz: ~wall eater chan~

Furry Rat Wall Eater by Cheesedippers August 25, 2020

Fury Wall 

A wall made 100% of fur, which designed to calm you down.

Dude 1: I think i'm having a heartattack
Dude 2: Just relax and stroke the Fury Wall

Fury Wall by WhiteStagForTheBlind November 25, 2010