furgle durgle

When someone under the influence of alcohol or drugs is unable to post a coherent statement online. It usually involves a string of non-sensical characters such as:
helpishoifdfoihzzzzzzzzz

I wish you wouldn't furgle durgle so I could understand what you're talking about.

by Bigmeat Thunderballs October 25, 2011

FURTLE DURTLE

This word can mean anything that you want.
Best used when memory loss has occured or when there are people around that wouldn't appreciate the word that it is intended to be.

"Look at the furtle durtle on that!"
In this case furtle durtle means VW beetle bonnet on a Lady in extremely tight pants in a crowded drinking establishment.

by Galoot of the Grove June 22, 2004