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Funnelslam

1. To funnel the strength from your feet, into your legs, through your core, up your chest, down your arm and into your hand, and then to grab someone by the balls with said hnd and lift them above your head and slam them into the ground.

2. To funnel a beer and then take a shot.
"Man did that hurt, he just hit me with the funnelslam!"
Funnelslam by Rob Wilson May 4, 2006
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funnylack 

the feeing you get when halfway through a story that it's not as funny as you thought it was,but it's too late to back out. So you finish the story and everyone listening just does an awkward laugh then an uncomfortable silence comes so you fake your death move to India and become a house wife named Brenda.
"your story is kinda funnylackish"
"All of my stories have the same funnlackness lately"
funnylack by gilma&pamala July 2, 2016

funnylarious

its when something is so funny its both funny and halarious
man when i clapped oso2009 and miles they raged so hard it was so funnylarious dude
funnylarious by Mr.MonkeymanJr July 27, 2020

FannyAlAni 

the most biggest retarded faggot that ever walked on earth.He got 83 percent in his recent physics test and started crying as the almighty better yusuf got 93.Anyways he has a tiny dick that he uses to cockfight with other children and he gets bumfucked by my boy T1
Yusuf: bro did u see FannyAlani dick
T1: yh broski its tiny and it bends inwards also did u see his physics test he did so shit in it
Imran: honestly he doubled it and gave it to the next person and hes blood and he plays hide and seek with the ops
abdullah : ALLAH AKBAR *proceeds to blow many kids dicks off*
FannyAlAni by T1tootrappy November 24, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019