1. To funnel the strength from your feet, into your legs, through your core, up your chest, down your arm and into your hand, and then to grab someone by the balls with said hnd and lift them above your head and slam them into the ground.
the feeing you get when halfway through a story that it's not as funny as you thought it was,but it's too late to back out. So you finish the story and everyone listening just does an awkward laugh then an uncomfortable silence comes so you fake your death move to India and become a house wife named Brenda.
"your story is kinda funnylackish"
"All of my stories have the same funnlackness lately"
the most biggest retarded faggot that ever walked on earth.He got 83 percent in his recent physics test and started crying as the almighty better yusuf got 93.Anyways he has a tiny dick that he uses to cockfight with other children and he gets bumfucked by my boy T1
Yusuf: bro did u see FannyAlani dick T1: yh broski its tiny and it bends inwards also did u see his physics test he did so shit in it
Imran: honestly he doubled it and gave it to the next person and hes blood and he plays hide and seek with the ops
abdullah : ALLAH AKBAR *proceeds to blow many kids dicks off*
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*